Where else would the uber nerds go on a Saturday night in Utah Valley? The whole evening was dripping with hipster irony.

All the locals dressed in their most coffee-house chic skinny jeans, scarves, expensive canvas shoes, artfully wrinkled chambray, and the ubiquitous “nerd” glasses. It was like walking through a Pinterest board.

We ran into people we knew from years ago. Provo is a small town, after all.